"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
deathtally asked: feet and tongue bc i'm pretty sure i know everything else lul
Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
My new “basketball” shoes that you showed me on ebay <3
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
That’s a weird way to phrase that, but it had onions, mushrooms, green peppers, cheese, and other shit. It sounds healthy but I think it was all fried because it was on a burger bun lol